Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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