We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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