You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Randomize