can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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