The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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