that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
there was a trapeze. enough said
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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