Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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