Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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