apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Farmville is her only friend.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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