Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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