Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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