I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
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There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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