Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
do herpes really smell.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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