The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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