Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
why do cheetos always look like penises
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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