Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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