Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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