Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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