I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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