i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
honey bunches of taint.
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i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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