your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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