just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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