This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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