just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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