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(765): View more from Indiana

looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...

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(765): looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present... http://tfl.nu/0z7b

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(317): View more from Indiana

you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.

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(317): you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american. http://tfl.nu/y2yd

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(661): View more from California

i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..

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u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!

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i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u

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(661): i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break.. (951): u hav a 3 hour lunch break?! (661): i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u http://tfl.nu/1ary

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(408): View more from California

You drunk yet?

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Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.

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Cant make any promises.

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(408): You drunk yet? (925): Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them. (408): Cant make any promises. http://tfl.nu/jm9i

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(240): View more from Maryland

Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces

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(240): Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces http://tfl.nu/jwb7

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(209): View more from California

I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.

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(209): I don't think child baring hips is a compliment. http://tfl.nu/0err

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?

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(920): Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right? http://tfl.nu/1c8i

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(208): View more from Idaho

My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.

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(208): My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it. http://tfl.nu/um1e

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(503): View more from Oregon

I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.

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Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.

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(503): I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature. (503): Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true. http://tfl.nu/zw1q

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(845): View more from New York

Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12

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(845): Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12 http://tfl.nu/01a6

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum

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I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good

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(860): Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum (1-860): I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good http://tfl.nu/bjb1

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(404): View more from Georgia

The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.

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(404): The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples. http://tfl.nu/02p9

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(207): View more from Maine

I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...

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(207): I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor... http://tfl.nu/nzpk

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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.

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(719): I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right. http://tfl.nu/asg0

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?

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(803): It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you? http://tfl.nu/tv5z

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