susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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