he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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