coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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