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The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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