im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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