The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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