Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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