i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
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i drank out of a bidet.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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