3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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