We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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