Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i would one night stand the shit outta him
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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