idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
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Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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