You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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