fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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