All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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