12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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