Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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