Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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