Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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