also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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