I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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