call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
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i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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