Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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