Do you still have your period?
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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