so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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