I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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