you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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